Sunday, May 31, 2015

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Bob Hope

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."

Saturday, May 23, 2015

W. C. Fields

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

Friday, May 22, 2015

Sophia Loren

"Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner."

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Andy Warhol

"It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger."

Monday, May 11, 2015

Walt Disney

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

Friday, May 8, 2015

Sam Levenson

"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children."

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Charles Kettering

"If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it."

Friday, May 1, 2015

Jack Lemmon

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."