Warren Buffett

"I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me."

Mark Twain

"It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."

A. J. Liebling

"Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one."

Johnny Carson

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."

Imelda Marcos

"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."

Ernest Hemingway

"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"

Henny Youngman

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."