Timothy Leary

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

Earl Wilson

"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."

Rita Rudner

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

Nora Ephron

"Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be."

Wilson Mizner

"There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless."

Frederick the Great

"A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in."

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."